Tired of posting, boosting, and “doing all the things”
with nothing to show for it?

This eBook will tell you exactly why your marketing isn’t working, and how to fix it immediately!

"This eBook is basically my marketing bible now!"

Kristi, Restaurant Owner

Why You Need to Buy This Right. Freakin'. Now.

Right now you’re:
❌ Spending money on ads that don’t convert
❌ Posting nonstop with zero engagement
❌ Wondering if you’re even cut out for this

It’s not you. It’s your system.

WTF Is Wrong With My Marketing?! breaks down what’s going wrong and gives you the exact steps to turn your marketing into a growth machine.

📖 Inside this guide you’ll get:
✅ A brutally honest self-audit to see what’s really holding you back
✅ The 5 biggest mistakes keeping you invisible (and how to fix them)
✅ A plug-and-play strategy builder you’ll actually use
✅ A “Should I Hire Help?” decision tool
✅ Advanced hacks you won’t find in free YouTube tips

💡 Think of it as your marketing strategist in a PDF.

Business owners are already implementing this and seeing results

Don’t be the ONLY one still guessing!!

I think the content is phenomenal. It's packed with great information to print out and use as a continuous guide!

Tiffany, Bakery Owner

If you want to take your marketing to a new level or just create more leads in your industry, check out this book and see if it will put you on the right path towards your marketing goals.

Chazs, DJ & Media Services

It's pretty badass! Page 21 is SUPER helpful! I like that the book doesn't just state the problems, it also has solutions that are applicable to any business!

Kelly, Massage Therapist

If this eBook worked for them, it’ll work for you too!

You’ll spend $50 on:
☕ A week of Starbucks runs
📱 A boosted post that does nothing
🚫 Another Canva template that collects dust

Instead, invest $50 once, and use this framework for every piece of marketing you create this year.

BONUS: Join the Marketing Chaos Support Group

(Your free ticket to clarity, accountability, and community)

When you grab WTF Is Wrong With My Marketing?!, you’re not just buying a guide, you’re unlocking access to a private community built to keep you consistent and supported.

Inside the group, you’ll get:
✨ Bite-sized marketing tips that actually move the needle
✨ Hot-seat Q&A threads where you can get MY feedback
✨ A safe, BS-free space to ask questions and vent without judgment
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💡 This group is ONLY for eBook buyers. Translation: no trolls, no lurkers, just action-takers like you.

Value: $197/year
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82% of small businesses fail because of bad marketing.

If you don’t want to be another statistic, it’s time to fix your strategy.
This eBook will show you how.

Need More Than Just a Guide?
Get Me In Your Back Pocket.

Some people just want the DIY roadmap (the eBook).
But if you’re ready to cut the guesswork and get my eyes directly on your business… this bundle is for you.

What You’ll Get:
✅ The full WTF Is Wrong With My Marketing?! eBook
✅ A 60-minute private strategy call with me (personalized deep dive, $350 value)
✅ A full audit of your marketing (choose website, socials, branding – or all three)
✅ A step-by-step action plan designed for YOUR business
✅ 2 weeks of direct email support, so you’re not left hanging

Worth over $400 if purchased separately. Yours for only $140!

Why Listen to Me Instead of Another ‘Marketing Guru’?

Because I’ve been where you are.

I’m not a corporate consultant who’s never touched a small business.
I’ve spent COUNTLESS hours:
✨ Building and marketing multiple businesses from scratch (yes, the messy kind where you wear ALL the hats)
✨ Helping business owners across industries (salons, bakeries, real estate, travel agencies) ditch the DIY chaos and finally see consistent results
✨ Testing what actually works (and ditching the BS that doesn’t) across 13+ years of business ownership
✨ Teaching workshops + leading trainings for entrepreneurs who want real marketing help without the jargon

I know what it’s like to pour your energy into marketing and feel like nothing’s clicking. That’s exactly why I created Pink Pixie Marketing: to give small business owners clarity, confidence, and strategies that actually get results.

This eBook is the roadmap I wish I had when I was stuck.
And if you don’t want to figure it out alone?
That’s where the Ebook + Coaching Upgrade comes in.
You’ll get me in your corner, looking directly at your business & guiding you step by step.

 "I have enjoyed reading the eBook so far!
Already making some changes!
Thanks for making the read engaging, fun, and to the point!"

- Shayla, Insurance Company

Still thinking about it? Here’s the truth:

Every day you wait to fix your marketing, you’re losing money, time, and energy.

👉 That $50 ad you boosted with zero results? Could’ve paid for this eBook.
👉 That late-night spiral wondering why nothing’s working? Could’ve been avoided with this roadmap.
👉 That “I’ll figure it out later” voice? It’s keeping you stuck right where you are.

Your move:
💖 $50 for the DIY roadmap
✨ $140 for the roadmap + me in your corner

Both options are ready for you right now.

Don’t wait another quarter wondering why things still aren’t clicking.
Grab your copy today and finally have a plan that makes sense.