WTF Is Wrong With My Marketing eBook

82% of small businesses fail because of bad marketing

If you don’t want to be another statistic, it’s time to fix your strategy.
This eBook will show you how.

"This eBook is basically my marketing bible now!"

Kristi, Restaurant Owner

Why You Need to Buy This Right. Freakin'. Now.

Right now you’re:
❌ Spending money on ads that don’t convert
❌ Posting nonstop with zero engagement
❌ Wondering if you’re even cut out for this

It’s not you. It’s your system.

WTF Is Wrong With My Marketing?! walks your through the exact steps to turn your marketing into a growth machine.

📖 Inside this guide you’ll get:
✅ A brutally honest self-audit to see what’s holding you back
✅ The 5 biggest mistakes keeping you invisible, and more importantly, how to fix them
✅ A plug-and-play strategy builder too easy not to use
✅ A “Should I Hire Help?” decision guidance tool
✅ Advanced hacks you won’t find in free YouTube tips

💡 Think of it as your marketing strategist in a PDF.

Business owners are already implementing this and seeing results

Don’t be the ONLY one still guessing!!

"I think the content is phenomenal. It's packed with great information to print out and use as a continuous guide!"

Tiffany, Bakery Owner

"If you want to take your marketing to a new level or just create more leads in your industry, check out this book."

Chazs, DJ & Media Services

"It's pretty badass! I like that the book doesn't just state the problems, it also has solutions that are applicable to any business!"

Kelly, Massage Therapist

If this eBook worked for them, it’ll work for you too!

You’ll waste money on:
☕ Starbucks
📱 boosting posts that only give you 'likes'
🚫 Another Workshop you probably won't watch

Instead, invest your money, and make this eBook the framework for every piece of marketing you create for your business.

BONUS: Join the Marketing Chaos Support Group

When you grab WTF Is Wrong With My Marketing?!, you’re not just buying a guide, you’re unlocking access to a private community built to keep you consistent and supported.

Inside the group, you’ll get:
✨ Bite-sized marketing tips that actually move the needle
✨ Hot-seat Q&A threads where you can get expert feedback from me
✨ A safe, BS-free space to ask questions and vent without judgment
✨ Support from other business owners who have the same struggles as you

💡 This group is ONLY for eBook buyers. 

Need More Than Just a Guide?
Get Me In Your Back Pocket.

Some people just want the DIY roadmap.
But if you’re ready to cut the guesswork and get my eyes directly on your business… this bundle is for you.

What You’ll Get:
✅ The full WTF Is Wrong With My Marketing?! eBook ($50 value)
✅ A 60-minute private strategy call with me ($350 value)
✅ A full audit of your marketing (choose website, socials, branding or all three, $200 value)
✅ A step-by-step action plan designed for YOUR business ($500 value)
✅ 2 weeks of direct email support, so you’re not left hanging

Worth over $1000 if purchased separately. Yours for only $240!

Why Listen to Me Instead of Some ‘Marketing Guru’?

Because I’ve been where you are.
I’m not a corporate consultant who’s never touched a small business.

I’ve spent COUNTLESS hours:
✨ Building and marketing multiple businesses from scratch over 13+ years
✨ Helping business owners across various industries ditch the DIY chaos and finally see consistent results
✨ Testing what actually works and ditching the BS that doesn’t
✨ Teaching workshops + leading trainings for other entrepreneurs

I know what it’s like to pour your energy into marketing and feel like nothing’s clicking. That’s exactly why I created Pink Pixie Marketing: to give small business owners clarity, confidence, and strategies that actually get results.

This eBook is the roadmap I wish I had when I was stuck.
And if you don’t want to figure it out alone?
That’s where the Ebook + Coaching Upgrade comes in.
You’ll get me in your corner, looking directly at your business & guiding you step by step.

 "I enjoyed reading the eBook! Already making some changes!
Thanks for making the read engaging, fun, and to the point!"

- Shayla, Insurance Company

Still thinking about it?

Every day you wait to fix your marketing, you’re losing money, time, and energy.

Don’t wait another quarter wondering why things still aren’t clicking.
Grab your copy today and finally have a plan that makes sense.